Micro Rants # 14: Humanity at it’s Most Foul?

Public Restrooms.

Sep 22, 2023

Some items I saw 👀 in a somewhat “clean” public restroom.

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We need to have a serious chat. Our behavior is out of control.

Some of our fellow human beings are what we call in Spanish, “Pinches animales” or “Cabrones”. If you know anything about Spanish, it’s usually the bad words that most people learn first… besides “Hola” and “Tacos”.

So why would one call people such offensive words? Because they destroy and defile public restrooms.

I’m not sure if we’ve done this song and dance before, but public restrooms leave me questioning humanity. The state of these public facilities makes me wonder if we should plunge into World War 3 and end all of our existence.

All across America, sanitation workers and unsuspecting victims needing to relieve themselves walk into nightmarish scenes.

Not even our national park or state beach facilities are safe from the depraved actions of some vile individuals.

I’m talking tagging and toilet jokes are scribbled into the stall doors and seats. Who the hell cares what your gang affiliation is while they’re using the crapper?

There are feces smeared on the walls and dropped in the sink. I guess some people never grew out of fingerprinting.

Paper towels overflow the trash can and clog the toilet, flooding the restroom. “Every step you take” got a whole lot nastier.

The smell of the place will eviscerate your lungs. Smog would be better to breathe than the local restroom.

“Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.” - Mark Twain

Seeing these facilities in disarray should sicken all of us.

The worst thing about destroyed restrooms is that adults are the ones committing these stupid and disgusting acts! Functionally sound adults who’d probably freak out if a wet towel was left on the floor or if the toilet paper’s not being stocked in their own bathrooms are fucking up the public ones. Middle schoolers and high schoolers destroy their restrooms, but they’re not the brightest (their brains are still developing), but there’s no damn good reason for our next door neighbors to be so gross and destructive!

If there’s one place where police presence should be doubled if it’s the public restrooms!

The picture above might be the most interesting and tamest items found in a public restroom. I’d rather see half-empty bottles of lotion and personal spray than used underwear or glory holes

If you are one of these nefarious restroom goers, allow us sane people to come to ruin your day and your bathrooms. It’s only right that your place be trashed in a similar manner.

Maybe there will be a time when we stop acting so disgusting and we use a restroom in an appropriate manner.

That would be a good wish to make when the next shooting star comes by.

“Happiness is a place between too little and too much.” - Finnish Proverbs

Some of humanity does a bit too much. I’m sure the Finnish people don’t have such dirty restrooms. It’s far too cold over there to do dumb things in a public restroom.

Anywho, until next week, stay safe and be well.

Adios.

— Crush